Monday, May 22, 2006

Taiwan pt 1

Jetstar is made for midgets. Cinema seats recline more than that damn airline carrier. If you have back problems, you have a better survival chance taking a BMX bicycle up. I have to clear one misconception. Taiwanese girls are NOT prettier than Singaporean girls, they are just ALOT better at makeup and dressing. Nuff said.

LB and I are actually having alot of problems finding places to club. This is the consequence of poor planning and alot of enthusiasm to party and fuck anything that moves. Ok, maybe it's just LB, but alot of local people we ask for suggestions seem to keep pointing us in one direction. Vice, the reccuring theme of my life and a path we've been trying to steer away from.

Words that keep popping up during conversations with the locals, regardless of sex. "hotel", "naked girls dancing", "VSOP", "blowjobs", "boobs".

My proficiency in Mandarin may be non-existent but I know vice in every language. Apparently, pubs with naked PRO (public relations officers, hostesses.. whatever you call them, they suck cock all the same.) sitting with you all night and a bottle of VSOP thrown in, is a growing entertainment industry here in recent years. These are my absolute favourite combinations for damnation. We've been hearing it for 2 days now, once again yesterday when this female waitress told us bout it again.

We blindly headed to this club with live music yesterday, which had a band Angel's Front playing. They are decent, except with their English rendition of ANY song. I start laughing at their poor diction. The only thing stopping us from throwing beer bottles is the very hot female lead and their hot friends sitting a table infront of us. One girl looks ALOT like Goo Hye Jin. If you guys have seen the Korean MTV by Kiss, Because I'm a Girl. Its that MTV where the guy donates the eye. Awww... yes that one. RoundEyes tells me she's looking at me. I do nothing.

LB eventually chats up the waitress and arranges for her to take us out. This has yet to materialize because we overslept. Nothing takes my sleep away.

Taiwan has alot of pretty boys. I've blended into normality, faded away from the limelight I enjoy. From what we've been told, pretty boys with long hair are NO longer the rave here. Girls these days like clean cut guys with short hair. Yawn.

I'll update in in due time. Excuse the dysjuctive writing, I have a 1hr time limit to write. i'll update proper when I get the chance. Damn internet cafes.. Life is all about vice here.


At 5:00 PM, Blogger Ecstasy said...

I always wondered whether taiwan girls were really prettier then sggirls. You've cleared the air haha.

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