Saturday, June 24, 2006

The 10 Drink Challenge

The bitter aftermath of drinking is something I'll probably never get used to. That cursed headache, that insatiable thirst and that nauseating loss of appetite. Mixing drinks the way I do is a sure-fire for nasty hangovers, and if I know the consequence of my stupidity why do I still wade on? Call me masochistic if you may, I love consequences catching up with my actions.

I had a point to prove, since some of my friends reading my blog do not believe the copious amount of alcohol I claim to consume. Very stupid decision and a very expensive one too.

12mn: I arrive at Butterfactory. Pissed at Ukraine and Spain.

12.05am: The guys are at the members area. I see Vodka and Champagne.

12.08: I whip out my 10 drinks list. Dek is the only one who is taking up my challenge. YJ backs down from it.

The List.

1. Champagne
2. Blowjob
3. Sambuca
4. Tequila
5. Galliano
6. White wine
7. Flaming Lambo
8. Whiskey
9. B52
10. Lychee Martini

12.15am: The waitress brings Sambuca, blowjob and lychee martini. The guys at out table start stealing our lychees.

12.20am: We're done with the 3 drinks. Dek is keeping up well.

12.30am: The remaining drinks come together. The table is not big enough to hold everything so we take the Flaming Lambo at the bar.

12.40am: RedBug helps Dek take the Whiskey and B52. I decline external help and scorn at the 10 drinks. Instead of the proposed 2 hours. I'm going in hard and complete it under an hour.

I did all that in under an hour. Now thats what binge drinking should be about. I cant possibly lie about this when I have the whole fucking table of them as witness. I rule.

Souz propose we open another bottle of whiskey. At my state of induced happiness, EVERYTHING is a good idea.

I start buying random drinks for friends and tip the waitress $10. I had another glass of whiskey dry and 2 Flaming Lambos later...

I start having selective memory.

I remember complaining that everyone is a wuss. I remember puking at River Valley and Dek shouting to me.

Dek: "Be careful of your shoes!!!! ONITSUKA TIGERS!!!! ONITSUKA TIGERS!!!"

Then I got back, and I resume my all time favourite position. Giving my toilet bowl a good blowjob.

I was back to hugging the toilet bowl, AGAIN. Only this time I was actually sober. Hmmm, spending money to get smashed.. not very bright am I these days.

Edit: Red's blog is up. She's one yummy ice queen, but crazy enough to indulge me in my games. Truth be told, she altered some of the guidelines to the game when we played. If she allows, I'd write about one particular event we had which was particularly hilarious to me.

14 Comments:

At 6:00 PM, Blogger Scarletr0se said...

you should spend it on me ma! why wanna spend them on stuff tat makes you puke huh? ON ME !!!

MEEEEEE!

 
At 12:51 AM, Blogger Red said...

the blog's up. as promised, the first post is for u =)

 
At 12:55 AM, Anonymous Skye said...

spending money to get smashed eh? mwahaha..why don't u spend some money to get me smashed..if you can...=P

 
At 3:39 AM, Blogger Ecstasy said...

Skye: Sure u can even keep up? ;)

 
At 4:43 AM, Blogger F¡яєвџяN said...

they say u can try to drink coffee after downing all that shit to protect your live..anyway, getting smashed is fun!!!

 
At 11:38 AM, Anonymous Skye said...

Ecstasy>> i underwent secret training already!!! hahaha..

 
At 8:22 PM, Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said...

man, your liver is going to divorce with you very soon.

VERY SOON! hella take care of yaself will ya?

anyway, eat before u drink! ;)

pss: red's blog is sugoi :)

 
At 11:20 PM, Blogger Red said...

butterfly - thanks for the link! yup u can write abt it, and i am alot less icy with alcohol on my lips ;)

spinnee - if i am not wrong sugoi means good? thanks! my japanese is limited to arigato, sayonara and oishi. haha

 
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