The Birthday Weekend Prelude

It's that time of the year again, and since this time I will actually be in Singapore for my birthday, I've decided to actually plan for a night of mayhem. Yes, a year on, I'm inching towards 30 and I'm still trapped in a cyclical ward of alcoholism. Maturity obviously does not come with age.

When:

Friday night 29th August.

Why:

To celebrate LB and my birthday. And also Germ's last day of work. But it's really just another excuse to get drunk and tag consequences to inebriation.

Where:

Clarke Quay / Boat Quay / Butterfactory / Zouk / MOS

What:

I've decided to do a Patient's Card, which includes as list of 26 drinks (cos LB turns 26 and I will still be 26 on that day), mixed spirits on a spectrum of varying alcoholic contents. We will pub hop to several places, with the list around our necks, getting bartenders to strike off the 'medicine' we've taken. The list is as follows,

Category 1:

1. Peach Martini x 3
2. Lychee Martini x 2
3. Apple Shooter
4. Screaming Orgasm
5. Jaded
6. Brown Cow

Category 2:

1. Amaretto on the rocks
2. Vodka Red Bull
3. Champagne
4. Sour plum shot
5. Ginseng shot
6. Tom Yum shot
7. Jagerbomb
8. Beer
9. Blow Job

Category 3:

1. Flaming Lambo
2. Flaming Ak47
3. Extreme Titillation
4. Tequila shot
5. Vodka shot
6. Sambuca shot
7. Graveyard

There will also be 'dares' to help eliminate the drinks and a monetary penalty for not completing the list. Like for example, kissing a stranger allows us to strike off any two drinks that are NOT in the compulsory drinks category. There is a limit to the number of dares we can each perform, so that there is no perfect subsitute of courage - or insanity - for alcohol.

I came up with the Patient's Card idea and Candice tweaked it with ideas of the rules on dares, penalty and drink lists. And I think this is a pretty awesome idea, so credit to her. I amaze myself, always.

I don't really care if you guys take the idea, like I know how some of you paste my entire post on your blogs, just credit us.

*If you want a copy of the Patient's card, you can drop me a line.

Who:

LB, Reznor, Germ, Faith, Candice, Niner and Me. Naturally, I want more people in on this so friends who are reading this and want in, do drop me a line.

Edit: Huixx, Leo, Kat, Sheena, L'cky, Totti, Jerm, Botak have signed up for it. And there are 3 people in here that are potentially crazier than I am.