Butterfly Does Selective Hearing

I appreciate you guys sending me emails, especially the ones chastising my lifestyle. It's a good reason for me to laugh at how myopic and blind to changes in our societal structures and mentality you really are. You are still living in an institution lag where you believe life should be about smelling flowers and clubbing is for the wild and amoralist.

While I generally do not wish to post your emails, this one is pretty amusing, yet subtly spot on.
And I'll highlight what selective hearing is..

Verbatim,

"Hi Butterfly..

Jus tot I'll drop u an email to say HI. So 'HI!'

I've been following ur blog since last year when one of my friend sent me a link to your blog. I immediately recognise u from the hair. Ur quite a prominent figure in school and tho I don't think ur that cute, ur actually eye candy for a few people I know. It's the hair I think, so pls don't get too swell headed. = )

I'm not writng this cos I'm interested in you or anything but solely as a fan of ur writng. U hv a quite a flair for writng and it's a hilarious read. Quite addictive to be honest and one of the more interesting local blogs that I've read. Ur quite an interesting character altho I believe that ur not as bad as u like to portray urself as. Hv some love for urself! Initially I was quite offended by some of ur post but after reading most of ur posts, I realised ur subtly making fun of urself as well tho many might not realize. I like hw u write everythng so matter of factly and ur honesty abt stuff and I agree with u on some of the things u wrote abt people, esp the one abt people who cant dance.

What I really wanna say is that, I have this strange feeling that ur doing what u do as a front. I don't knw u personally so I shan't comment on yr reason for living yr life so frivilously. I'm curious abt the real u. Who u really are when ur not living up to ur reputation and what made u this way. I'm sure yr readers wanna knw this too right?"


Ok. Read the highlighted portions only now and that's how your email should have been. Yes it's twisted, but read only the good stuff people, that's why you're reading me.

EDIT: I've put up my X'mas wish list, here.