Butterfly goes Club Momo

The crew headed down to check out the joint. It doesn’t take much to get us riled. We are cheap, so if there is free entry before 10pm we’ll be in by 9.40pm. Apparently, the club was already filled with other cheapskates like us. It’s like a family gathering. Our excuse is that we're here for the happy hour. The crew was largely on strike, which accounted for a poor attendance. Dek, Draco, LB and me were the only ones that thought Momo deserved greater attention than any other commitments.

There was also a VERY drunk Blaque whose consequence of tanking up with alcohol was by turning gay, and one female friend of Dek and LB, whom I shall refer to as BZD.

Rule No.4 - No females allowed on fishing trips!

This girl had serious problems with etiquette and initiative and her friend was the winner of the Miss Sulking Queen contest. I seriously thought someone just murdered her goldfish. The sun never shines from where she comes from.

Me: "Bad day?"
Miss Sulk: *sulks*
Me: "PMS huh?"
Miss Sulk: *sulks and rolls eyes*

I said, "Whatever", which totally did not aid the situation. Miss Sulk was not amused, but fuck her. She's so not invited to my wedding, because she's obviously been to one too many funerals.

The night barely started and Dek was already being picked up by this gal but BZD showed up all of a sudden and was all chummy with the girl whom she didn’t she even know. Well, she had me conned because I honestly thought I was looking at Paris and Nicole's reunion.

He moved away from her and towards me. There was distress in his voice, clear and succinct.

Dek: “I don’t what to do!!"
Me: “Huh?”

Perhaps I haven’t been properly watching the whole episode, but I was pretty sure the girl was doing all the work.LB and me moved in to the play. Targets acquired and locked, so we moved in casually and suddenly,BZD appears.. AGAIN. She was that fucking Jack in the box that kept popping up. I stared and her and said,

Me: "do u have to come?"
She: "orhh"

You’d have thought she got the hint? Even retards know they are in the wrong when you chide them for eating their shit, so surely this girl got the gist? WRONG shit heads! She was the fucking energizer bunny that never fucking gives up.

I spotted some other chick that was hogging the platforms earlier on. I smiled, LB and I made small talk and next I know I was dirty dancing with her. Under very close scrutiny, she looked very much like a mutual friend of ours.

The teeth, the figure, the face. Everything, only that this gal was prettier was totally fuckable. I'd have did her there and then, save for one minor problem. She had this horrible look of agony on her face when she dances, like an alien was about to pop out her chest. She looked like she was on E, she even danced like it. It wasn’t funny I could hardly even look at her without trying to punch her.

Next I know, BZD was back and hugging LB like she just won him off a carnival. I returned LB That Look and his expression was priceless He was in hell. BZD effectively killed LB's chances with any girl within a 10m radius who has eyes to see her glued to him. It was like she was taking a piss and marking her territory. LB is fucked.

In any case, everyone went off leaving only me and LB, who was still caught up in the girl that he was talking too before BZD showed up to wreck EVERYTHING. There was something about Momo, and it wasn’t the drinks but we were seriously getting tired. Before we capped off a 3 star night, LB's made a last ditch effort to get to know that gal. Obviously, BZD's piss marks were still on him because she doesn’t take it any further than introducing herself.