Pre-Taiwan

By the time you guys read this, I'll be on a plane sipping Ice Mountain and chewing a Sneaker bar watching porn on my portable DVD player. Such is the life of jet setting on budget airlines. Right, if I haven't already announced it enough, I'll be in Taiwan. Yes, I'll miss me to.

I can promise you one thing. I'll be misbehaving. I'll also most definitely be drunk on more than 4 nights, and I'll be sure to terrorize the local girls. Everyone deserves a piece of me, even if you live half way round the world, I will travel to fuck you up real good. If you guys don't already know, I have a mission to conquer Asia. Taiwanese and Koreans are the only two that have eluded me, so if you are Korean and if you have good taste in men, you should be patient. I'll get round to you real soon.

Nuff with the nonsense, a country awaits to be invaded by me. I might not have internet access so I'll write as much as I want for now. You guys need to behave and await my stories. In case I start talking about parental workshops or STDs, I want you to know that the cheap 'Travel Mate' condoms my mum packed for me has failed. Do not go cheap with protection.

Some of you informed me about the typhoon situation there, to you I give thanks. But hey, the damn bombing in Bali didn't stop me, do you really think rain and breeze is going to impede my cultural insemination? You need to know who's blog you are reading. NOTHING stops me from partying, neither do I have much conscience when I'm on holiday. Holiday's are a catharsis. I'm made to tease foreign girls, it's one of the only things I'm good for, other than being equally capable of fucking up sex.

My holiday is going to rule, I say so. Everything is good in my world anyway, even if I'm stuck in the hotel watching PPV movies, I'll find some way to make it interesting. Don't worry, its me, your narcissistic drunk pretty boy. Everything should be about me, even if I'm an idiot.

Few things I need to address.. bear with me cos this is personal.

GT4: When you get there, call me on my cell. I should have it on, and I will charge that bill to you.

Yumi: Babe, you got to get ready more passes and invites when I get back. Post-Holiday withdrawal symptoms are horrible. And there's someone who's asking about you.

Red: Supper when I get back sweets, and yes, it's on me cos I did win.

Ecstasy: Drinking will resume after the 30th. Unless my liver transplant date is pushed forward.

Huixx: I didn't get a chance to tell you that we're leaving but I'll miss you, and also the free drinks you get me. Largely the drinks.