Thursday, July 05, 2007

The One About the Climax

I'm not one to doubt the efficacious value of an audible climax. Sex is always so much better when you have two people audibly contributing, or one person if she's really good, she just dumbfounds you entirely...

I love women who are noisy in bed. ONLY, and only if it is erotically pleasing.

Then there is the one, that dumbfounds you.. the wrong way.

She was like any normal girl. Young, eager and a wide arsenal of moans that would make porn stars blush. She was so good, she could do the voice over if they ever needed to dub it in Mandarin.

But she obviously saved her best for the climax..

"AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH !!!!!"

It was so loud, it scared me and I lost the erection immediately. I didn't know if I was hurting her or if she was having a baby, but it also sounded like a legitimate audition for Jurassic Park.

I've heard lots of screams before and there's almost an ecstatic undertone in everyone of them. For this one, I thought the cops were going to kick the door down and arrest me for illegally slaugthering a horse.

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Hahahahaha! So what happened after she screamed? I mean, did she apologise or what?

 
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Gosh.. That loud?!

 
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