Being an Asshole 101

I've posted shit loads of stories and the only one thats drawing attention is about being an asshole. Just so that u guys do not get the wrong idea, i'll clarify some matters. Firstly, I'm not asking u guys to BECOME an asshole. I'm just hinting that nice guys tend to finish last. Hands up if that has happened to you.. some girl telling you, "well, you're nice.." It basically means, she wants u as a friend.. she's not gonna want to fuck u. Period.

Im also not saying that ALL girls are attracted to assholes. It just so happens that girls tend to be attracted to a certain mean streak in guys. There are ALOT of girls who have assholes for boyfriends, and alot of guys who have absolute bitches for girlfriends. Thats how the world works. We stay with them and put up with bullshit b'cos the other party has a positive value, usually cos their hot. Sponge quoted 'hot ass' as one factor. I told her that hot people are worth a certain degree of bullshit, she agreed. I stand by my word. If i had a hot ass girlfriend, I'll allow her to be stupid.

I'm NOT saying that girls are like Sponge. She's probably a minority, it just so happens that i have lots of female friends like her. The thing about this is, the guys usually end up regretting when the girl actually walks away.

The other issue is that I cant teach u how to be an asshole. Everyone as an Asshole in them, waiting to emerge. And whatever i posted on the comments site, please know that im kidding. I hope only smart people read my blog. You do not have to change to become an asshole, just STOP being so nice.

Foremostly, DO NOT go out of your way for anyone. Unless that person is worth it, and by that she has to be firstly in the "Fucky" category. If the person is not hot, she/he better be rich. Face it, the world is practical. If not, make sure u get laid for it. DO NOT settle for just a "thank you".

I cannot offer tips on dating or picking up chicks. Im not good at it, i'm only good for two things, teasing and kissing. I'll tell u that honestly. So for whoever that emailed me asking me about pickup tips, im sorry. The only thing i'll say is.. look good and pray some blind chick hits on u. When people hit on u, theres nothing u can do that will go wrong. And when that happens, being an asshole actually rises your stock. Usually.

Com'on thats why people play hard to get. THOSE ASSHOLES!