The Sugar Mummy proposal

Since this is a blog where i share my stories, i have the impunity to kiss and tell. And since its an annoymous blog im pretty sure retribution will take awhile to find me. And for some reason, i have a sudden surge in viewership, which is good i hope. So I shall be honest, and share my most embarassing hook ups. Im a dud.. sometimes.

This is one time i almost fucked up sex. I realise that people should never talk or ask too much questions during sex. Talking leads to adverse effects and unwanted information.

I got to know this lady. Notice i used the word Lady. She tells me she's 29. One night she calls me and says she wants to go to the beach. I being the nice person that i am, agree to her request. We barely spend an hour at the beach and she blatantly says, "let's go to a hotel" which i read it as, "I want to fuck you". I feign ignorance and say, "Why? u hungry ah?" and she says the sweetest words. "I want to eat u".

Anyway i'll cut the long story short. Sorry, im bad at building up erotic stories on details. I summarise details, and i categorize it as foreplay. Lady has an average body that has probably seen better, firmer times. Minus the fact that she has an eraser head nipple (if u know what it looks like, its a turn off for me). She however, makes up for it with her enthusiasm in bed.

If Spanish Fly was real, i bet she took it. She wants to do everything, minus the anal and tantric sex, which is good cos at this point of my life, im not ready to make such a commitment. Having just hooked up with a Dead Fish (its another bad story) just couple days ago, im pretty sure tonight was going to be good.

Everything starts out good. Then it spirals downwards.... really fast.

I start picking up on things i don't like to see, like a little tummy, not firm boobs, eraser head nips, stretch marks.. the list goes. So, because i'm distracted, sex becomes mechanical. Im NOT enjoying it and its beginning to get worse. Lady on the other hand is having a great time cos she's not met anyone that has lasted so long. She verbally tells me this, while im still doing her.. and it becomes the WORST sex compliment of my life. It goes like this..

Lady: [moaning and panting] "This is one of the best sex i've had in 30 over years."

What, my avid reading fans, is wrong with this sentence?! Bingo, if u noticed the age discrepancy here. First, she tells me she's 29, and now in her heighten state of euphoric orgasm, she says '30 plus years'?? I honestly hope she's counting the 9 months she spent in her mum's womb. Whoever told u to not give up on hope, is BULLSHITING your ass! Hope springs eternal my ass! Hope is just there to give u a buffer before reality hits u straight in the face.

Me: "What 30 plus years?"
Lady: [laughing] "nothing.."

Apparently, sex is a good way of making people tell the truth. The police should switch to this interrogating method. And sex, or the withdrawal of it is great way to make people confess. I stop humping, and demand she tells me. It went something like this. I was pretty close to shouting,

Me: "How old are u?!"
Lady: "30 plus.."
Me: "31 is 30plus, 39 is also 30 plus"
Lady: "Not so old lah, about 38.."
Me: "WHAT IS ABOUT 38?!! 31 years old???"

Lady is 38 years old. She request I continue to fuck her. I am still disturbed by it and Lady has no sympathy for my cheated dick. In the most graphic detail i can give u, she lies back on the bed, spreads her legs and says, "let's do it again" in mandarin. I kid u not. Had i read the story about faking an orgasm earlier, i would have done it to get her off my back. Honestly, i'm unable to fulfill her demands. She ask if i'm bothered by her age. I say "Nope". I hate myself. I'm a liar.

Most of u would probably think its not a big deal. To me it is. I hate being cheated. And yet her confessing her age also proved to be a sort of resolution. Now i understand why there's a tummy, stretch marks and her lack-of-firmness boobs. Its all explained. I HATE THE TRUTH.

Lady then gives me the best proposition i've had till then. It all started because I said I wanted a sugar mummy and she told me that with my looks, it would not be a problem cos older ladies would dig guys like me. She then suggest she be my sugar mummy.

Her proposal,

- $20 a day. Which works out to $600 a month.
- I have to answer to her every desire to have sex.

I equate,

- $600 at a cost of self dignity and worth. No problem.
- Answer to her calls for fucks. Can be done.
- Getting an erection. Not possible.

I pass.. I absolutely cannot, will not fuck her again. I start ignoring her calls since.