Butterfly goes for John Digweed

Im not an avid fan of progressive house so im not too sure about how big this John Digweed guy is in the industry. I've been told his about the equivalent of say, what Nelly is to hip hop. I'll break it down for u some more... Digweed is like a Lexus, sounds impressive but still like every other car. I just like dancing to progressive house, i dun give a fuck about who's spinning.. as long as its hard and im drunk, all's good and i'll be happy.

Anyway, i get there late with LB and Vinny and met up with TB who was with some of her frends. Im bored.. just hanging around when i spot my dream girl. This girl is the EPITOME of beauty for me. She nails every feature. Sharp nose, nice eyes.. and her top is screaming for my attention. Its some semi-bare back shit which i dunno how to describe anyway. Her figures pretty decent too. She scores like a 10.5/10. She looks like this Jap actress, Kaede Matsushima. Do a google, but i've attached a pic of her just in case. Oh ya, she's a porn actress, just in case u guys start google-ing in the sch library or at work. This is her.. in a not so flattering pic.


Sue comes to join us pretty late into the nite ard 1pm, jus slightly after Reznor. The place is shit packed. And its getting boring. I've already been to Zouk 3 times in a span of 8 days. And we were just here yesterday. I've still spent under less than $10 on drinks in total. I'm a total cheap slut. Yesterday, Miss Model wanted to buy drinks cos she wanted to celebrate her bday..which is a month away. What an idiot. My battle with conscience went something like this.

Me: "I'm gonna suck her dry"
Reznor: "Where's your conscience, i thought u're suppose to develop one?"
Me: "Fuck the conscience, im a slut when it comes to free drinks"




And thats not the only poor helpless chick i squeezed. I met this other frend who's a Singapore Girl now and i just went, "Wah SQ ah.. pay very good eh?" Apparently SQ girls are all very intelligent. She gets the hint at an instant and calls for the waiter. Free flaming lambo. Yes, im a whore. I'll dish out complements that will land me in prison without blinking.

For today, Sue comes and tells me the sweetest thing i've heard all nite. Romantic words for tonite goes along this line "Wanna drink? I'll buy u drinks". Sue had originally wanted to chase shooters. We do it in this sequence.

Blowjob->Quick Fuck-> Sex On The Beach->Screaming Orgasm

This will cost u about $48. I've probably chased this twice at zouk with my platoon mates years back. Originally Sue wanted to treat me to this, but economic downturns, pms mood swings and broken promises mean i get a B52. Im not complaining. A drinks a drink. Side note.. guys wanting to pick girls up shld always buy Screaming orgasm, cos people always tend to ask u "what drink is that?".

The sucky thing abt famous DJs spinning is that there will always be a crowd. The crowd never thins. The most fucked times are when people, who give you the impression that are just walking through, end up JUST standing infront of u. Its one thing when its hot girls, i totally forgive they're assholish act. Hot people are allowed 2 assholish acts per day. But its another matter when its fat people..

This two girls/women (can't really tell from the bad makeup, weird dressing, sagging boobs) intrude into MY space. One of them is HUGE. She's has a huge ass and she's wearing a dress meant for C cuppers. This lady is about 2x of me. Im not mean, but this lady had to come squeeze into my space. I kept going on like, "Where did the shark come from?" and i kept calling her Lenny from Shark Tales.

Turns out her friend is pretty hot. The moral here is never strike off fatties cos even lard has useful properties. Fatties are bound to have hotties as frends, cos hotties need fatties to accentuate themselves. Hot people are assholes.. i told ya so.

Anyway, Digweed is pretty much overated if u ask me. I tot Seb Fontaine (if thats how its spelt) was much better. But really who am i to judge. I rate nites according to my state of drunkness.