Monday, November 28, 2005

Butterfly gets drunk, doesn't remember shit

Finally, so much for my drinking prowess..I'm a loser haha I dun rememeber shit about Zouk. The weird thing is, I drank about 1/3 the amount I usually drink. Honestly if i could remember how the night went, I'd give u a detailed write up. I've asked the guys to actually write for me and i'd post it. For now this is what i remembered..

LB and me chatted up this girl, Michelle, a PRC. I thought she was hot, and her dance is too 'seductive' to ignore. Her routine is similar to female masturbation. She's here to study (ya rite..) English.

I tried to steal a bouncers drink. I got caught.

Saw one old school mate.

Saw, my friends ex-gf who also happens to be GT4's ex gf. Small world.

The guys daring each other, one of it involves them frenching me for $50

Stopping in the MIDDLE of the road to puke.


Ok, now the things i DONT REMEMBER

- getting into trouble with some Ah Beng for dancing with his chick.

- getting this girl's contact no.

- irritating the shit out of gals

- leaving zouk

- supper

- driving home safely, parked my car and got to bed.

I woke up this morning laughing my ass off cos i can't believe i got home in one piece. My mum asked me if i was drunk last nite cos i was puking. I said.. "No, i didn't puke" and she was like, "You were hugging the toilet bowl!!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I thought that was pretty funny. My mum didn't.

Anyway, I lost one side of my contacts so I had to go get it replaced. I went to the optician at Suntec and I said I wanted to check my eyes cos I would like to get new contacts to replace the one I lost.

I go to wait in this room for the optician and she tells me to remove my lens. I cant see well without lenses. My optician comes and she looks pretty young, I figured from the clothes she wore and the tight ass she had. I cannot see the face clearly. I flirt with her anyway.

She: "So how did u lose your contacts"
me: "I ate it"

She looks at me in silence for at least 10 secs. I wish i could she her expression.

She: "you ate it?"
me: "ya"
She: "Why would u do that?"
me: "I was drunk and my friends dared me to eat it."
She: [pauses] "Errmmm, expensive meal ..."

I don't know if she knew i was joking, but in any case, i go on talking to her about random stuff. She fits on the glasses for me, i stare at her while she does it. She goes, "Erm, you're actually suppose to look at the screen and tell me the letters."

me: "the screen is not worth my time, you're better to look at."

When i said this, i was having the lenses slotted in. The vision was still blurred but i could make out a rough sketch of her face. At 300 degrees, i think i should not have flirted. At 500, im pretty sure i shouldn't have. Two words.... Serious overbite.

She tells me my degree is 500 for one side and 350 for the other. I tell her to check again, cos i cant be that blind. I'm wrong, i've apparently been 500 for 4 years already. She starts asking me random questions about myself, after i tell her she's the youngest prettiest optometrist. Well, that was after i got my vision back. Yes, im a liar.

She hands me over to this sales girl, very pretty melayu. I talk shit about the cost of disposable lenses. $90 plus for 6 weeks! WTF! I so fucking bet i got conned. She thinks im funny, cos i keep telling her to give me the cheapest ones and not the ones with diamonds.

salesgirl: "these are recommand by the optometrist."
me: "$90 bucks for contact lenses!? The lenses better give me X-Ray visions for the money im paying!"

I get free cleaning solution compliments of the optometrist. Lying pays off.


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