Girls and Assholes

For some reason, girls seem to be romanticized by the whole asshole complex. This only proves that being nice gets you NOWHERE, unless of cos you drive a Ferrari, in which case you get pretty much everything even with a small dick and low IQ.

Last night i was chatting with the gal on MSN. She was boring, and i was sleepy so i decided to tell her i was drunk and start trash talking. It went on for awhile till i told her i wasn't actually drunk and she was (in my interpretation of text emotions, Caps equate to shouting) pissed that i lied. I replied, "..whatever, if u cant take a joke, close the fucking window and delete me off your list NOW."

note: I'll only say this when I do not know the other party and she's not hot enough to be boring. She's one of the internet girls fooled by my pictures.

Now, any girl with decent self worth and capability to find guys would have done just as i told her to. The one's that don't, either have a thing for assholes, or they're just really into you. This girl starts having stupid laughing icons popping up on screen and tells me she's just kidding and i quote, "don't be angry". The meaner i was to her, the more she tried to pacify me.

Seems like girls hate people being nice these days. I just spoke to one of my female frends the other day, i'll call her Sponge. I said she's a sponge for bullshit and abuse cos she soaks them all up. Sponge is pretty much like some of my other female friends, she has a boyfriend who treats her like dirt. And like all of the others, she continues to be with him. The difference here is that, Sponge is hot. The problem with girls in shitty relationships is that they forget about their ascribed value.

Girls pay more attention to assholes. I dun get it. I had to give this blog address to this girl to highlight to her that i ain't a saint and probably all i want from her is her body. If u're reading this, yes i'm really not interested in dating u. Honest.

So next time when someone calls u an asshole. Its a compliment. Smile, bow, grab her ass.