Tuesday, June 20, 2006

It's funny

Dek got back from London recently and he told me the funniest thing. Apparently his friend there had sent him a blog url for an interesting read. Wait I correct myself, I think they said the correct words were..

Guy: "This guy must be the most Hum Sup (perverted) guy in Singapore!"

I'm failing to see any complimentary angle in that, but I'm hit with a kaleidescope of emotions. Firstly, I'm rather surprised that this blog is actually circulated in London. I know it's been passing round NUS for abit now, cos Sue tells me she gets friends telling her to come read the blog. But London?! Yes, I might get to write a book afterall.

Secondly, I'm upset that people fail to see beyond the superficiality of my stories. Do you guys really think I'm stating everything so matter of factly for no reason? And which stories show me being perverted? Obviously you guys don't see how victimized I am at the dire nature of my shitty hook ups. Right, it's because I'm a guy, so for the stuff I do or say, people say.. "This guy is an asshole". I quote verbatim from people posting links to this blog.

Well.. if I was a girl, you guys will be pouring me compliments for championing the female gender. Whatever. My only guilt is ironically my only grace, I'm honest. If honesty is a crime, then obsesity is a travesty to man-kind.

However, I will make no attempt to clear my tainted image. I'm am deeply in love with being me. I will shamelessly flaunt myself on MSN webcam for your viewing pleasure if you ask me to. And I still say..

Everyone should love me, if they know what's good for them.

8 Comments:

At 1:10 AM, Blogger Liquid Ecstasy said...

Hmm. That's the weirdest thing I've heard all week dude. Hum sup?? If they said you do mad shit, have no liver etc I'd understand. Where does perverted come in? Don't tell me London is more conservative then Singapore lol.

 
At 10:12 AM, Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said...

well, I felt that at least you are 'clean' about urself, u dun 'hide' or try to be some nice guy out there but a wolf in sheep clothing.

if this is what pple call humsup, then I guess their sexual needs have been hibernating back in dinosaur years. (i still think ur stories are with taste, not.. some yellow-tainted porn..)

anyway, who the fuck are they to judge/label you anyway? afterall, it's ur own life. :)

 
At 1:01 PM, Blogger Richie said...

lol, you're entries are a crack-up! Gotta love your warped sense of humour, keep them coming! ;)

 
At 1:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i still love u no matter what they say ;) and take care of your leg

 
At 10:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quite right on the gender thing. If u'r a female, people put you on a pedestal for blogging about how often u spread your legs.

But if u're a guy, they throw all sorta labels on ya.

Screw them. You're Da MAN!

Why should a MAN like you have to be afraid of expressing your sexuality?

Male sexuality should be ENCOURAGED, not condemned.

You go, Dude!

 
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