Friday, August 18, 2006

The Butterfly's 'To-Do' List

There are some things in life I've marked as calender dates with infamy and immortality. Like all mere mortals, I have dreams and goals. My life isn't always about sex and alcohol, it's also about accomplishing things before I hit 30. I'm living an accerated life, packing it with a nauseating dose of vice and good fortune to have what I want, so far..

You should have read enough about me to know that morals are liabilities I cannot afford for the life I'm living. I am void of it, only for the set of mutable code of conduct I adhere to.. usually. While I am an asshole, there are stuff which I pride myself with. And that is honesty, my only gift of a smutty pleasantry for those privileged enough to know me by name.

You must know that I, have NEVER sweet talked anyone just for a good romp in the sack and breakfast in bed the morning after. Come to think of it, I'll almost NEVER say anything remotely sweet. Scarletrose, constantly reminds me that I am mean and almost nothing nice ever comes out of me. Hence my intrinsic vlaue. There is never a contrivance in the way I date or hook up. My success is helmed upon my ability to thrill and entice you.

I'm writing this only because recently I've added another check to my list. I FINALLY did something that has long eluded me. For now, I'll save the story. Instead, I'll share with you my list. Call it a validation of growing up, castigate me for my ignominies or worship my chef-d'oeuvre (if you call what I do an art), a name by any other still deserves commendation. This is..

The Butterfly's List of Disapprobation. My list to accomplish before I dispairingly turn 30.

1. Date/hook up up with a Japanese .
2. Koreans
3. Vietnameses
4. Thais
5. PRCs
6. Hong Konger
7. Caucasians (Any will do, as long as you're white)
8. Taiwanese
9. Malaysian / Indonesian
10. Indian

I've not done 2, 7 and 10. I really want to do a 2, might want to do a 7 and don't really wish to do a 1o. That's me, it's personal.

11. Fuck a girl with Tattoo
12. Fuck twins
13. Fuck a transsexual
14. Fuck a lesbian
15. Fuck a Golden retriever (just checking if you're paying attention)

I'm only adding point 13 because I'm pretty sure at one point in my life, I will be too piss drunk to tell fact from fiction and I'll wake up next to a post Op. Hey, I call that retribution. She'd better be hot.

16. Fuck a Nurse
17. Air Stewardess
18. A Teacher
19. Bartender
20. An Accountant or anything in a power suit.
21. A DJ
22. A Lawyer
23. A Doctor
24. A Model
25. A Mother
26. A Waitress
27. A Car Sales Exec
28. A Celebrity (Someone really famous)
29. A Dancer
30. A Wanton Mee Hawker

Oh yes, even I have professional fetishes. Nothing beats a sweaty 45 yr old auntie with unshaved armpits, frying my plate of Fried Oysters. UMMMM yummy.

Ok these are the serious ones.

31. Back-packing round Europe
32. Travel First Class
33. Get a tattoo
34. Film my own movie (even if it's porn)
35. Run down the street naked.
36. Get thrown out the club.
37. Travel the whole Singapore on MRT, in a day
38. Watch Sunset / Sunrise
39. Fall in love in 24hrs
40. Attend a wedding and a funeral in the same day
41. Bungee jump
42. Stike 4D or Toto
43. Drive a Ferrari
44. Wear a dress to a club
45. A FFM threesome.
46. Date someone taller/fatter
47. Drink 20 shots in a night
48. Have a drink named after me --> I really want this. There should be a drink called, Butterfly
49. Write a book
50. Grow old with someone.

Naturally I've accomplish some of the things here but I've also added more things to the list through time. It's really an inexhaustable list, matched only by my insatiable appetitite for gratification. The list is close to being 100 items long but I won't divulge to you in my emotional intimacies.

There are things I've done and people whom I've met in this past year or so that has influenced me in more ways than one. I've met alot of them, some have touched me with tears and kisses, and others through a really mean blowjob. I love them all, some more than others. Some have taken my breath away and others my breakfast and lunch. Yes, even for me, life is fair.

My life is sometimes somnambulistic. I wade dreamily through accquaintences and I have no conscience nor self-moderation. I'm slowly beginning to grow weary of my casket social lifestyle and my interest in anything sexual is based on certain ascribed novelty factors. When it comes to hook ups, the routine of vanilla sexual foreplay is getting to me.

I have yet to, but will in the close future, FINALLY commit to anal, on a girl (NATURALLY SO!!). It's a new frontier that I've been avoiding and rejecting. I need a new addiction in life, I've after all done it with chemically induced nymphos, and once you experience THEIR kind of enthusiasm, you'd rather have your dog lick off your balls than hook up with anyone who thinks oral sex is about dirty pillow talk.

EDIT: I accomplished one more feat. I am king.


At 8:52 PM, Blogger Scarletr0se said...

Ya you don't say anything nice one... BUT you said many nice things to ME what. hehehehe! that's all that fuckin matters dude. :P

and the strike thingy.. it's really damn simple. you shudda just call me up and ask . ASK u fucker.

just < strike >

and end it with the ending

/ code.

simple as that.

At 2:02 PM, Blogger Clarence said...

lol looks like the next article is going to be about that thing u just did. A really well done to-do list.

At 10:22 PM, Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said...

*rub eyes* that's a .. long list.

At 5:29 PM, Blogger Luxe Coach Purses said...

At 10:38 AM, Blogger oakleyses said...

louis vuitton, oakley sunglasses, ugg boots, oakley sunglasses, nike outlet, prada handbags, ugg boots, michael kors outlet, kate spade outlet, ray ban sunglasses, louis vuitton outlet, uggs on sale, oakley sunglasses, christian louboutin outlet, ray ban sunglasses, tiffany and co, michael kors outlet, oakley sunglasses, gucci outlet, tiffany jewelry, michael kors, michael kors outlet, louboutin shoes, louis vuitton, michael kors outlet, polo ralph lauren outlet, ugg boots, replica watches, burberry outlet online, cheap oakley sunglasses, jordan shoes, nike air max, nike free, longchamp, replica watches, nike air max, chanel handbags, michael kors outlet, louboutin, louis vuitton outlet, burberry, louis vuitton

At 10:44 AM, Blogger oakleyses said...

louboutin pas cher, coach purses, hogan, michael kors, sac longchamp, lacoste pas cher, true religion jeans, vanessa bruno, abercrombie and fitch, coach outlet, sac guess, hermes, ralph lauren pas cher, coach factory outlet, michael kors, lululemon, nike blazer, nike air max, nike free, ralph lauren uk, air force, new balance pas cher, air jordan pas cher, true religion jeans, converse pas cher, nike roshe, north face, true religion jeans, ray ban pas cher, vans pas cher, nike roshe run, michael kors, michael kors, ray ban uk, nike free run uk, oakley pas cher, hollister pas cher, nike air max, nike air max, timberland, kate spade handbags, tn pas cher, coach outlet, longchamp pas cher, air max, north face, mulberry, burberry, true religion outlet, hollister

At 10:48 AM, Blogger oakleyses said...

babyliss, north face outlet, north face outlet, giuseppe zanotti, s5 cases, nike roshe, louboutin, baseball bats, valentino shoes, beats by dre, ferragamo shoes, iphone 6 plus cases, ipad cases, bottega veneta, iphone 6s cases, hollister, mont blanc, nike huarache, birkin bag, iphone 6s plus cases, chi flat iron, vans shoes, nfl jerseys, soccer shoes, mcm handbags, hollister, abercrombie and fitch, instyler, timberland boots, lululemon, ralph lauren, new balance, soccer jerseys, celine handbags, jimmy choo shoes, herve leger, nike trainers, reebok shoes, iphone cases, insanity workout, oakley, p90x workout, longchamp, wedding dresses, asics running shoes, iphone 5s cases, iphone 6 cases, nike air max, ghd, mac cosmetics

At 10:51 AM, Blogger oakleyses said...

ugg boots uk, converse outlet, lancel, gucci, swarovski crystal, hollister, barbour, moncler, nike air max, canada goose outlet, links of london, ugg pas cher, converse, ugg,ugg australia,ugg italia, barbour jackets, pandora charms, pandora charms, sac louis vuitton pas cher, pandora jewelry, vans, louis vuitton, moncler, canada goose, swarovski, canada goose uk, juicy couture outlet, canada goose, karen millen, moncler, louis vuitton, canada goose outlet, louis vuitton, moncler, canada goose, coach outlet, michael kors outlet online, montre pas cher, michael kors handbags, supra shoes, toms shoes, wedding dresses, moncler, doke gabbana outlet, moncler, louis vuitton, pandora jewelry, juicy couture outlet, ugg,uggs,uggs canada

At 10:14 AM, Blogger Minko Chen said...

ralph lauren uk
ugg clearance
canada goose outlet
pandora outlet
tiffany outlet
oakley,occhiali oakley,oakley italia,oakley occhiali,oakley sunglasses
cheap oakley sunglasses
basketball shoes,basketball sneakers,lebron james shoes,sports shoes,kobe bryant shoes,kobe sneakers,nike basketball shoes,running shoes,mens sport shoes,nike shoes
nike foamposite
mont blanc pens
longchamp handbags outlet
coach outlet
supra shoes
michael kors outlet
ferragamo shoes
louis vuitton outlet store
converse shoes
louis vuitton handbags
hermes outlet
the north face outlet

At 6:59 PM, Blogger Fastest Bike said...

Top 12 Fastest Bikes in The World Owning or riding a superfast motorcycle is the dream of many But the question arises that which bike would you buy if you have enough money in your bank


Post a Comment

<< Home